We knew Michael Kors bags were popular, but we didn’t know they were worth biting over. Read on to find out who got bit for a bag.
Everyone from Nick Minaj to your everyday fashionista wants a Michael Kors bag. This we know. The trendy designer bags have been a staple for status seeking hand bag owners for quite some time now so it really is no surprise that these bags have such a devoted following.
This is the most common response…
Many relationships have been saved and destroyed due to the presence or absence of a Michael Kors bag. Do we agree with this blatant materialism? No. But these are sadly the times we live in. We understand that this item may be important to some but we can’t believe that this is something worth fighting over.
Or BITING OVER.
But apparently to 42 year old Anh Nguyen it is. Recently while shopping at the NewPark Mall Macy’s the Bay area native threw a tantrum of epic proportions after seeing the price of her beloved MK bag.
The only time we ever get this mad is when there is a Wetzel Pretzel stand instead of an Auntie Ann’s. IT’S NOT THE SAME DAMNIT!
Witnesses say Nguyen began throwing a giant fit which included yelling profanities at store employees and screaming while throwing herself to the floor.
Eventually security was called to the scene to help calm Nguyen down. That’s when all hell broke loose as she began scratching and BITING the security guard in the leg to the point of drawing blood.
The price of the bag in question has yet to be released nor the possible deeper reasoning behind such an insane meltdown over a Michael Kors bag. Who knows, maybe Nguyen knows something we don’t. Maybe she just escaped the sweatshops that the bags are potentially made in her homeland of Vietnam and was crusading against the capitalist desires fulfilled at the cost of human oppression?
Or maybe she just be one craaaaaaaaaazy ass woman who wants her a Michael Kors bag. Then again who has ever heard of a crazy women wanting a Michael Kors bag?
“Does THIS look like the face of insanity to you? We think not!”-said no one ever..
Written by Editorial Staff