A Taiwanese couple has a tawdry affair on a restaurant bench. WHAT IS GOING ON IN TAIWAN?! Read on to find out more.
With all the sexy pork princess and buff bean curd peddlers in Taiwan, sexiness spilling into the street was BOUND to happen. BOUND.
Hopefully he treated his lover to a nice post coitus Slurpee at the 7-11 behind them.
A story has broken out from Taipei, Taiwan about a middle aged couple caught in an act of brazen amore outside of a restaurant on North Shilinsen Road.
The couple believed to be in their 50’s had dined on a delicious meal of Thai shrimp dishes before slipping out for what was believed by the restaurant owner to be a smoke break.
Because you know..nothing says love making than spicy, sour, and ass burning Thai shrimp.
To the horror of the restaurant owner he caught the couple mid coitus when during their raucous love making, an ashtray was dropped to the floor causing a loud noise. Stuck in perhaps the most awkward customer service dilemma ever, the owner felt too awkward to stop the couple, instead waited for them to finish…20 minutes later!
Eventually cops came, broke up the horny couple, and sent them home.
No word yet if the husband left a tip other than the one he gave his wife. HIIIII YOOO!
Written by Editorial Staff