This is a guest post by Dr. Kitodai.
What do you think of when you think of Japanese pornography? If the answer is anything but pixelated
genitalia, then you are a prude who has never seen Japanese pornography. If the second thing that
comes to mind is a buxom anime vixen with big eyes painted on a crusty body pillow, then you’re
missing out on the amazing craziness that is Japanese Virtual Reality pornography.
I mean seriously – it’s like taking Rick Sanchez’s portal gun to a world where the Mayflower sank on the
way to America and took Puritanism down with it to Davy Jones’s Locker and instead the Japanese
mind-melded with the 1960’s free love movement to create a world where sex acts were as heavily
researched as the Higgs Boson.
Now, no one is claiming this is better than the real thing. Imagine if it were – it’d the end of the human
race! But this is something else. This is a way to experience sexual experiences that are either outside
your normal or just physically impossible. For the second category, one that comes to mind is called VR
Giant Harpy Girl. In it, a 30-foot woman with wings picks you up in the palm of her hand, touches you –
inappropriately, of course – and even inserts you inside herself. And for all that, you’re rewarded with a
golden shower. Maybe you’re disgusted, turned off – but these experiences are built for a receptive
audience. And, I hope this goes without saying, if you want to know for sure if female urination turns
you on, it’s better to find out in the comfort of virtual reality. And some headphones would probably be
a good idea!
And it just gets better from there. You can eat sushi off of a beautiful woman. Like, you take the
handheld controller and use it like chopsticks, pick up sushi, put it on the woman, take it off, eat it,
throw it at her. Yes, it’s just like in Rising Sun, except you have no chance of getting an STD!
In another experience, you take your cell phone and put it inside something, like a pillow, and watch
your VR girl writhe and move with the movements of your cell phone!
In the end, it’s amazing what is being done in the erotic virtual reality from our neighbor across the
Pacific. Virtual Reality is becoming like an interactive cultural museum where you can explore
subcultures from Japan. Find a friend with a VR headset and check it out! You can find all these
experiences and much more at www.imaginevr.io!
Written by Tai Tai