Chinese New Year is this week, which means parties, festivals, and hot Asian Girls in Qipaos! Read on to find out more!
[T]here is some debate of the origins of the Chinese qipao (pronounced ch’i-p’ao) whether it came from the Manchu ruling Qing Dynasty, was an offshoot of Western fashion influence during China’s Republican period, or simply a tight fitting dress made fashionable by Chinese socialites and upper class women in 1920’s Shanghai.
Either way the dress for better or worse has become a synonymous symbol of Chinese feminine beauty, a mix of modern fashion with ancient tradition. So much so it is not uncommon to see this dress donned by women of all ages throughout Chinese New Year, and by various Asian cultures during their versions of the Lunar New Year. So following tradition we are going to ring in the Chinese New Year of the Sheep with a gallery of gorgeous Asian women in qipaos!
There is so much random stuff going on in this pic, from the random poetry to odd photoshop distortion, we are not fully sure if that thing in the upper right hand corner is a cherry blossom or her brains being shot out.
Someone skipped leg day…
The America’s Next Top Model “Sit Awkwardly in Front of Concrete” Challenge.
That Jack Daniels is doing a hell of a photobomb right now
If the Giraffe ever makes it into the Chinese Zodiac.. she will be ready.
Pretty daring to wear an all white qipao during Chinese New Year when she knows full well they are going to serve char siu.
Someone should have used Tide Detergent to keep their colors from running…
Squatting awkwardly in front of a grey brick wall? Yea this doesn’t seem shady at all…
Is it me or does she look like an Asian Chloe Sevigny?
This looks like the beginning of a pre-industrial China Tampax commercial. “Tackle the day and the proletariat with new Tampax ULTRA ABSORBENT!
Someone should tell her that what with the smog and all in China, that umbrella is kind of useless.
Chloe Sevigny in “The Hipster Romance of the Three Hipster Kingdoms!”
You too would have this look of disdain if you also lived in a shabby Chinese knock off Georgia O’Keeffe painting.
The Traditional Lion Dance move of “DAT ASS” as performed during Chinese New Year.
Qipao+Bedazzler= FAAAABUUUUULOUS!
No matter how much she begs, do not feed her after midnight or get water on her.
Not exactly the most orthodox qipao construction, but we are going to allow it.
The best part of this qipao is the way it makes your face look when you look down at your enemies that you just crushed!
Her hair looks like a loaf of bread.
“Velvet EVERYTHING! I don’t care that the summers are 110 degrees here, I want veeeeeelvet!”-Moments before she died of heat stroke.
She never quite grasped the concept of “I’m a little teapot.”
Madam that Ikea drawer is not a load bearing drawer. The Swedes at Ikea take no responsibility if you get hurt.
We ordered a lantern, NOT YOUR SASS.
The Chinese version of Forest Gump. “Life is like a cart of Dim Sum, you never know which one is gonna have shrimp.”
Is that Shrimp on that dim sum cart.. I think it is…
We are sad too that the qipao you ordered forgot to add in a butt cover.
Do none of these models know how to sit in a chair?! THERE ARE TWO RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND YOU CHOSE TO SIT ON THE CABINETS?!?!
Miss we at Bally’s Total Fitness Gyms appreciate your enthusiasm but that is neither proper gym attire or the right way to use that buso ball. Please leave, there is a Curves two blocks from here.
Written by Editorial Staff