Top 5 Things Asian Guys Can Learn From Aaron Kwok!

Read the Top 5 things all Asian guys can learn from the amazing Aaron Kwok.

Until just recently, I had never heard of this living legend. And the more I learn about him, the more I wish I had his life.

Aaron Kwok comes from a family of jewelers in Hong Kong. Instead of following in his father’s footsteps, Aaron took his fancy moves to the small screen, dancing his way into music videos in the mid 80’s. Soon after, he was acting in TV shows, recording albums as a pop star and parlaying his fame into a thirty year entertainment career. And along the way, he’s dated the hottest women, collected the coolest cars and increased his wealth beyond our meager dreams. Here are 5 things we can all learn from him.

1) This Is How To Look When You Turn the Big 5 0

He’s 50 years old and he looks like King Leonidas from the movie 300. No way in hell or heaven do I have enough time to look the way he does when I turn 50. Way to put such high expectations on the rest of the Asian male population, Aaron! I can already imagine the disappointment in our women’s eyes.

2) Chinese Casanova 

These are his ex-girlfriends, women he refused to marry. LOL. Refused to marry! Who do you think you are? Aaron Kwok?

Anna Kay – Model, Singer and Actress

Can you return my calls! Please!

I want to be Mr. Kuo!

Lynn Hung – Model and Actress

Can’t be related to William…

Norika Fujiwara – Miss Japan and Actress

HELLLLO MS. FUJIWARA!

Christy Chung – Actress

She so fine…

 3) Balla

His entertainment career has garnered him a net worth north of $275 million! That’s only $275 million more than me and I haven’t even begun my dance lessons!

4) Too Fast Too Furious

His hobby includes collecting sports cars and racing on the amateur circuit. He gets to act out every boy’s fantasy! Below are a few of his favorites. You know, when he goes grocery shopping, runs errands or to pick up one of his girlfriends that he, um, refuses to marry!

 5) Leave A Legacy To Be Remembered

His nickname is “Heavenly King,” given to him by a Chinese newspaper as he was one of four mega famous male superstars in the 90’s. Goddamn why won’t a country or nation ever give me a cool nickname like that! The only names people have shouted out at me were “pencil neck,” “chicken legs,” “soy sauce,” and “rice boy.”

Hate to be a hater. But come on! Lose some hair and get yourself a beer belly like the rest of us. Why can’t we all be Aaron Kwok!