HBIC TV has released a casting call calling for Asian women in Vancouver to find the next #HBIC, which apparently means “Head Bitch In Charge.” Unfortunately, Google made this definition the #1 search result, on top of the more humanitarian website, “Help for Brain Injured Children.”

Some quotes from the promo:

“That blue Michael Kors bag is going to make us lose our seats…”

“As long as we have fun, who cares about using a little money?”

“Other people who worry about carrying Michael Kors can't have my confidence.”

“My husband brought his black card!”

Oh my god. I shudder just thinking about this dumb ass show. But hey, whatever brings in viewers I guess. I'm not sure if the women in the promo have already been cast or if the video was for a related show (since they say on the video they are having casting calls right now).

Written by Larry Vo