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#5 – They can speak Japanese/Korean/Chinese or any Asian language perfectly.

I hate it when I am out in Japan and a white person starts trying to talk to me in Japanese and does it with better grammar than me. It’s fine if you want to speak another language, but seriously keep your accent and make a couple mistakes here and there. Please.

#4 – They can be seen in the presence of many Asians.

One major indicator of yellow fever is if he or she has only Asian friends. I know Asians are cool and all, but come on, do you really like being the token white guy?

#3 – They are wearing Anime clothes.

I really have nothing at all against cosplaying. I think that when done properly. cosplaying is kinda cool. So that’s why you should leave cosplaying to Asians. At least the ugly Asian cosplayers aren’t fat as well.

#2 – They have an Asian girlfriend/boyfriend.

Ladies. If he comes up to you and says he only dates Asian girls. Stay away. Far away.

#1 – They are white, and male

Sorry white guys, but it’s pretty much true that ALL of you fantasize about Asian girls 24/7. Why else do you watch so much Asian porn?

Written by Megumi Tanaka