2) Edison Chen

Perhaps the Mcdaddy of all Asian sex scandals, Eddison Chen’s included perhaps the most impressive list of *ahem* “participants” in his 2008 sex scandal.

Whispy bangs be damned, he has bagged a lot of famous broads.

The Hong Kong based actor/rapper/terrible dancer had somewhere around 1,300 photos released online with at least six female celebrities, many of which had squeaky clean public images, after he took his hard drive to a computer repair shop.

(The bigger crime here is how abused and exploited dance.)

Some of the female celebrities Chen was caught getting it on with included Cecilia Cheung, Gillian Chung, Boba Chan, Candice Chen, Vincy Yeung, Mandy Chen, and Rachel Ngan among other weirdly named Asian women. A rumored sex tape was also believed to have existed but never surfaced.

Things got so bad they actually had to make a flow chart/sexual tree complete with Edison Chen at the top holding a camera.

Still the staggering quantity of photos mixed with the “quality“ of content created a major media frenzy which led to Chen stepping away from the limelight until the moral outrage died down. In fact in 2008 Google search rankings had Chen’s scandal ranked at number 1 in China and 3 in Taiwan. Pretty impressive numbers considering China’s population and love of Can I Haz Cheeseburger cats.

Don’t worry buddy, you will always be our NUMBER one search in our hearts.

However when Chen decided to return to the spotlight he apparently didn’t quite learn his lesson. In 2010 Chen was embroiled in another photo scandal, one that involved a 16 year old model named Cammi Tse whose lost phone had pictures leaked online of the two kissing and hugging. Furthermore texts retrieved from her phone revealed Chen had asked her to model school girl uniforms and swimsuits for him and that he even took Tse’s virginity.

Cammi for the last time we don’t care about the girth…

Although Chen is believed to have no involvement in the leaks, he clearly went above and beyond the call of duty in terms of getting celebrity booty, but did a pretty piss poor job of finding a trust worthy Geek Squad to fix his computer.

Something tells us what is happening out of frame is far more interesting than what is IN frame.